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Turtle Says


Hello there and welcome to Turtle Says!
Our good friend pictured above will have something funny to say to you every single day and believe me he�s one of the wittiest people around! His joke of the day will have you laughing immediately and therefore you can always make sure you have a good start to the day by just reading the new joke he�s come up with.






Funny videos from U Tube


Turtle Says is a website that is devoted to allowing you to relax and just get away from it all.
The biggest problem in people�s lives today is stress and stress comes when a person does so much work that they end up forgetting to stop and smell the roses every once in awhile. Well, this can be your garden where you stop and smell the electronic roses, because the goal of this website is to make you laugh every single day.








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To that end, in addition to our witty turtle friend, there will also be 8 different UTube videos added to this website every day with the express purpose of making you laugh. These YouTube videos are going to be hand picked by people that understand what humor is and since only 8 are going to make the cut every day, you will only get the best! Some of the You Tube videos are going to be so amazing that you�ll be kicking yourself after the fact if you don�t bookmark this website and come back to see them.




A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”


Funny pictures, jokes


We live in a very funny world and humor is all over the place if we are willing to reach out and grab it. In addition to those funny videos, there will also be funny pictures for you to look at; one funny picture each day to be exact!

There are dozens of other websites around like this, but Turtle Says has three things other websites don�t. It has a witty mascot, material that is sifted through so that only the stuff worth watching makes it to the web, and of course it also has content � both You Tube videos and funny pictures - that is safe for children to watch as well. This is a level of attention to detail that has never been seen before, so make sure you take advantage of it.

So sit back, relax and get your laugh fix for the day with Turtle Says!

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